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In the beginning, GOD created man, something like that, and man said, "What? What am I supposed to do play with myself?" GOD said, "Yes!" GOD knowing that man would sue him for sexual harassment. GOD created woman, did I mention how much I love god for this. So, when woman and man came together they came at each other like animals. (I think you need a permission slip for this one, I couldn't get mine signed so I can't tell you what happens. Yeah, I missed out.) GOD hearing--what's her name?--EVA screaming and panting decided to kick them out. "...but, how?" GOD thought. GOD had no reason. One day, EVA and the GUY, I mean she didn't have much too choose from, were having too much fun that they didn't realize GOD--that sneaky bastard--had planted an apple tree by them and shook it until one of the apples fell onto EVA's breast. The GUY not realizing the apple was not EVA's breast bit it. I don't know but you know how the rest goes. GOD came down and said, "You're banished from my kingdom for eating my fruit." From that point on GOD enjoyed his peace and quite. No more free shows. Oh, yeah. Did I mention EVA and THE GUY where butt naked? Oh shit, wrong story. Ooops. In the beginning I thought, "So, this is heaven," that was my first thought when I first saw you, "I guess they didn't get my paperwork. Someone is going to be really pissed. Ha. I made it you bastards." Then moment's later reality slaps me across the face.