Saturday, February 14, 2009

An AUTOBIOGRAPHY based on a true events

j.j. RAMIREZ CALAMATEO, author, artist and creator of the Idiot Motel. On May 28, Leticia Calamateo from Teponahuasco, Jalisco gave birth to J.J. Ramirez Calamateo in the Natividad hospital of Salinas.

I don't know much about this "human being" but what I know is that it's difficult to understand or comprehend his life by mere words alone.

"On that "dreadful day," his mother expressed after being reminded of the tragic event.

His life was strange and never simple before and after his birth. He grew up as an illegal farm worker for eighteen years. People say, "He was born in the fields of Salinas...," but that's were the myth begins. He grew up with a few bumps and bruises, nothing serious or like he would say, "You can't do shit, you bastards." Although, he did have a few close encounters with DEATH. DEATH was fortunately busy with other poor souls. His beliefs haven't changed much since a child, the belief that all living organisms possesses a kind of spirit being and should be respected as you would take the time to wipe your ass.

What else can we say about this empty vessel that robs us of our precious oxygen? He's a guy and wears glasses. He can barely see sometimes which surprises me sometimes. He posses no known talents so don't bother wasting your time on his elegantly disturbing work. It's useless to understand or comprehend any of it but if anyone would ever decide to quote him please quote something like, "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.(Emiliano Zapata)"

Well, there is not much to tell, it's mostly bullshit besides who would want to hear the extended version of this anyways.

Good thing for short term memory.
Wait what's going on?
I'm being taped.
Oh, shit.
Tell them I had pants....

In Gratitude To:
Instructors for showing no mercy

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